Deep Reflections on Stacy's Deep Thoughts

1. Rule numero uno of Hoochie Festive Couture (of which I assume the PCD's ascribe to) is that "less is best." Nothing ruins the classic lines of a pair of hotpants or pleather bustier faster than unnecessary and/or weighty notions.

2. You should tell a certain unnamed someone that if he lets a geriatric stroke patient walk out of the ER he automatically forfeits all attempts at not only nicknames but also making eye contact with you and addressing you directly. (just kidding)

3. Where, pray tell did you watch THAT? Okay, before I start tossing pebbles, I just had a pang of conviction. 4 words: Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. (It's like staring at the sun.) Sorry.
By the by, it struck me as so very poignant when I saw Paris Hilton talking to her director for her new music video about her goals for the project...she adamantly stated (between licks of her lollipop) that she is now 25 and wants to be taken seriously as an artist. The director, of course, rose to the occasion with a series of shots of her and nameless male model type rolling around in the sand and frolicking in the water in scantily clad clothing. Kudos to them both for such profound and original little piece of cinematography.......

4. Fat pants? Sister, until you (a) reach double digits, or (b) your pants size surpasses your shoe size, zip it. Besides, I thought we agreed that salsa was heart healthy.

5. At least they now acknowledge the fact that you are a doctor and not the nurse/physican assistant (cringe)/nursing assistant/housekeeping employee/personal maid service person.
You can always tell them you're really 50 but had some "work done."

6. Huh?

7. Danny's music career was never the same after he and Cricket split up on the Y and R.

8. Is that the movie where he meets the girl on the subway?
I don't think Jake is gay, just willing to go too far for a movie...as the song says "ain't no mountain high enough".....(snort)
Do you really think he's all that? Might I make another recommendation: